Cum Lube: Fake Semen & Lube that Looks Like Cum

Last Updated on September 11, 2023

Realism counts when fully engaging yourself in a sexual fantasy. Fake cum lube is one of those little known products that is available to enhance your experience by replicating the appearance and texture of a guy shooting his load.

Cum lube, essentially fake semen in a bottle, is a must have accessory for squirting dildos.

It adds that extra touch of realism because let's face it, your sexual fantasy lives on even though his sperm factory will eventually run dry during your most adventurous Saturday night marathons.

If you've been using cum as lube, you know his “natural stockpile” is limited and he can only ejaculate so many times in one session. When you have a bottle of synthetic jizz lube at hand, the explosiveness can be limitless, so let the semen flow liberally!

Today I'll explore everything you've ever wanted to know about using cum as lube for vaginal and anal sex. I'll also review and compare the best cum lube for sale and analyze the ingredients of this realistic synthetic formula to explain exactly what makes it so thick & creamy white, edible and/or flavored.

Fake cum lube can be either water based or a hybrid lubricant (a combination of water based and silicone based lubricants). There is no specific advantage of choosing one over the other, they are both incredibly realistic, but here are the main differences between the two fake semen formulas:

Types of Cum Lube

Fake jizz in a bottle is comparable to any type of sexual or sex toy lube. The only difference is that it is tinted white and thickened slightly to resemble male ejaculate even though it is artificial.

So now that we think of it as regular sex lube, it can be classified into a few different types of lube. Both have their own advantages & disadvantages depending on what you're planning on using for or what type of sex toy material it will be used with.

Hybrid Cum Lube

Hybrid is a blend of water based and either silicone or sometimes coconut oil based formulas. Hybrid lube is becoming super popular for both sex toys and penetrative sex because it does not evaporate like water based lube does yet is still slick just like a pure silicone lube but not as difficult to wash off.

Key Features

• Longer lasting, silicone does not evaporate or absorb into the skin
• Needs to be washed off with soap after use to break the bond with the silicone
• Tends to be “silkier” feeling, a bit more luxurious than water based lubricant

Water Based Cum Lube

Most realistic synthetic cum lubes are water based. It is easy to thicken it with corn starch, just like you would if you're making stew or gravy. Cum flavored lube is also typically water based because it is edible and safe to ingest.

Key Features

• Cheaper compared to hybrid jizz lube
• Fully compatible with all dildos & sex toys
• Doesn't last as long as hybrid, water based lubes evaporate eventually (adding a few drops of saliva or water will re-energize it again)

What About Using Cum as Lube?

The main concern about using cum as lube is the transmission of STIs and STDs which are transferred through bodily fluids, including semen. There are viruses in semen that can be transferred from one person to another without body penetration. If you are unfamiliar with the sexual history of your partner, you should always wear a condom during sex, which means a big “no” for using cum as lube.

As long as you know your partner really well, then technically yes, it is perfectly safe to use cum as lube. The only problem is his stockpile is limited. After he ejaculates, you need to wait for the scrotum to recharge. It's just so much easier to reach for some synthetic or artificial fake semen in a bottle instead.

What About DIY Homemade Cum Lube?

You'll easily find DIY fake semen recipes online using common household ingredients such as egg whites and corn starch. I seriously advise against that. No, it's not a ploy to get you to buy more cum lube, it's for your own safety.

Personal lubricant is specifically formulated to be PH balanced and sterile. Once you insert foreign substances into the vagina or anus, its surprisingly easy to disrupt the PH balance and introduce bacterial contamination which can result in a wealth of gross hygienic issues or infections. Cornstarch is for thickening your sausage gravy, not for putting inside your vagina.

Some couples enjoy using cum as anal lube. This is common because male ejaculate is more vicious than your regular water based sex lubricant. It is comparable to KY jelly or another similar gel based anal lube that isn't as runny and messy. Both real and fake semen can be used for anal sex (as long you you know your partner, of course).

How to Use Fake Cum Lube with a Squirting Dildo

Squirting & ejaculating dildos and fake cum lube are a match made in heaven. A harmonious combination to make your kinky play as lifelike as possible. Squirting dildos are complex with an internal system of tubing, a reservoir and components to make it ejaculate.

These technicalities make the price tag more expansive compared to other dildos for sale. So after you've ponied up for this complex sex toy, why would you grab your regular personal lubricant and make it squirt clear, runny liquid? Why not go premium with Master Series Jizz or Bad Dragon cum lube?

Using jizz lube with a squirting strap on makes the squirting action look real. The thick and white creamy gel oozes and squirts from the top just like in real life. Imitation cum is a must have addition for your ejaculating dildo.

How to Clean Artificial Cum From a Dildo

Imitation cum lube must be washed away completely after using the dildo.

It is absolutely essential to clean out the interior components after use. Regardless of what kind of lubricant you're using, if residue is left inside the tubing or reservoir, it can mold and be a breeding ground for bacteria.

• By following the same steps you took to load imitation cum into the dildo, repeat with warm water to make sure you've flushed out any residue.
• Wash the interior & exterior with antibacterial sex toy cleaner. You can add a few drops of cleaner to the water you're using to flush the interior.
• Finally, rinse the interior & exterior two or three times with hot water to remove all of the soap and and leave it out to dry.
• Never store an ejaculating dildo when it's wet still, otherwise the tubing and reservoir can become moldy if left in a humid environment.

Don't stash it away in the box right away, you want to let the humidity inside the tubing to subside before storing. I suggest leaving it out on your bathroom counter overnight to dry.

Best Fake Cum Lube

We tested several brands, and are happy to share the results of our review and comparison. All of these are body safe, edible safe to use with dildos and the most realistic just like the real thing for your fantasy and kink sex play scenario and role play adventures.

What Makes Jizz Lube so White & Creamy?

If you've never seen fake jizz lube in real life, you're likely unfamiliar with just how realistic it really is. Some are cum scented and flavored, yet all are safe to ingest and edible for couples who want the real thing without having access to the real thing.

It's a magical creation for your favorite ejaculating dildo, not just a typical thick gel lubricant but actually like real jizz in every way. So what's the secret in the formula that makes this type of lubricant different than all the rest? There are 2 standout ingredients you'll find in any good jizz lube that gives it the texture, taste & color of ejaculate.

Guar gum is the ingredient that makes cum lube so thick & creamy.

Guar gum, also known as vegetable gum is a common food additive used to add a creamy texture to food & cosmetics. It is a water soluble powder that originates from a legume called Guar beans.

Guar gum is well known for its ability to thicken and stabilize food products. It is the most popular binding agent in ice cream, yogurt, and salad dressing as a few examples. It changes the texture from “runny” to “creamy”.

Titanium dioxode is the ingredient that makes cum lube so white & bright.

One of the most widely used food pigments is titanium dioxide, an odorless powder that enhances the white color or opacity of foods and over-the-counter products, including coffee creamers, candies, sunscreen, and toothpaste.

It is designated safe to consume in small quantities, but since we're not actually drinking fake cum lube to quench our thirst, eating small amounts is not a concern in this case.

Q. Is Cum Lube Edible?

Yes, all of our cum lubes for sale are both edible and body safe. You can drink it and swallow it without harm, although we certainly don't recommend drinking a whole bottle!

If you're using it for a bukkake fantasy (squirting semen all over your face) there is no better choice than these realistic fake semen lube. Especially the water based flavored formulas, they are safe to ingest and should not cause tummy troubles.

We don't recommend consuming silicone based lube of any kind, but a water based / water soluble lube is totally okay. Let the bad dragon fantasy rage on! It can also be used for oral and anal sex and licking it off your lovers body is okay too.