10 Best Ejaculating Dildos and How to Use Them
Last Updated on September 5, 2024
Ejaculating dildos are a popular way for couples to enjoy sex toys together as they explore the kinkiest realms of sexual exploration. Women enjoy playing with realistic squirting dildos because cumming dildos add a big shot burst of fake semen.
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A dildo that cums adds that extra touch of realism because after all, what good are realistic dildos that don't even ejaculate? Aren't we missing the most important part of sex, the grand finale of the male orgasm squirting cum?
Silicone squirting dildos that load with fake cum will spice up your sex life and become one of the more unique sex toys that you could possible bring home to try. Grab your lover along with you as ejaculating dildos are one of the most fun sex toys a couple could enjoy together.
How Does A Squirting Dildo Work?
A squirting dildo works by holding fake semen, cum lube or warm water in a reservoir. When you're ready to make the dildo cum, you squeeze a bulb, press the balls or push a plunger to force the liquid from the reservoir up through internal tubing and out a hole on the tip to imitate male ejaculation.
Types of Cumming Dildo Mechanisms
Unlike your regular dildo, there are three different types of special ejaculating mechanisms inside the dildo tip, shaft and balls that work in unison to make it squirt ideally to imitate male ejaculation.
- External syringe - Fake semen loads into the syringe which is connected to the toy by flexible rubber or silicone tubing. When you play with the dildo, these tend not to leak because the cum lube is stored far away from the hole in the tip.
- Reservoir inside the balls - Fake semen loads directly into the tip of the toy and flows down into the reservoir in the balls. The hollow dildo balls contain a few tablespoons of fluid and tend to squirt in little bursts when the balls are squeezed.
- External squeeze bulb - Fake semen loads directly into the bulb which is tucked into a specialized pouch on the base of the dildo. When it's time to make the dildo cum, simply squeeze this bulb and it will force the fluid up through the hole on the tip.
How We Tested our Ejaculating Dildos
The three different types of squirting dildo mechanisms are not the same in a real life application. They each have their own pros and cons. In order to compare them directly, we put on our scientist jackets and completed a controlled evaluation that was a heavy determining factor in our overall ratings.
We followed this sequence of steps when testing our squirting dildos:
- Filled each toy with the same volume of fake cum.
- Tilted the tip upside down to see if it leaks.
- Squeezed the shaft to see if we could pinch the tubing shut.
- Evaluated the loaded dildo to determine how effortless or complicated it is to use.
- Made the dildo squirt and evaluated the frequency, distance & realism of ejaculation.
- Rinsed and washed the interior & exterior to evaluate how easy it is to completely clean.
The ease of use of the ejaculating mechanism was a factor in our rating, so I classified the following toys in order of which I though were easiest to use, most realistic feeling, and finally had the best ejaculation that imitated real life.
I considered that each customer doesn't always want the same size of dildo, so these best squirting dildos include all size options from small for beginners to large for experts.
10 Best Squirting Dildos
Here are my personally hand-picked best squirting dildos for those seeking their own perfect lifelike lover. They all feature a realistic look and the big shot you need for maximum sexual pleasure and a good dose of fetish fantasy kink factor for your sex life.
Loadz Medium Realistic Squirting Dildo
Loadz Medium Realistic Squirting Dildo should be your top choice if you're looking for only the best realistic squirting dildos for strap on play. The high quality TPR material rivals the quality and touch of a any other silicone dildo from your sex toys collection.
Amazing dual density skin is a popular dildo material, but this is the first time we're seeing it in a squirting dildo. The shaft is sturdy enough so it won't collapse the tubing inside so you can relish in your big shot realistic facials sex fantasy anytime. Never a risk of premature ejaculation here!
Specifications:
- Total Length: 7 inches
- Insertable Length: 5 1/2 inches
- Diameter: Ranges between 1 1/2 – 1 7/8 inches
- Material: TPR - Thermoplastic Rubber
- Harness Compatible: Yes
- Squirting Dildo Mechanism: Self contained, squeeze the balls
- Color Options: Vanilla (White), Chocolate (Dark)
Loadz Large Realistic Squirting Dildo
Loadz Large Realistic Squirting Dildo is the same as the previous toy, but a bit longer and a bit thicker. The reservoir holds a few tablespoons of liquid. We like that the liquid won't just leak out if you point the head downwards and we like that you don't need an external syringe to make it squirt.
Fake semen or cum lube only only comes of this big boy out when you make it cum. Little squirts of milky white color looks just like real semen. Even though it may not hold as much volume compared to other squirting dildos, the winning feature here is that it won't leak on you before you're ready.
Specifications:
- Total Length: 8 inches
- Insertable Length: 6 1/2 inches
- Diameter: Ranges between 1 3/4 – 2 inches
- Material: TPR - Thermoplastic Rubber
- Harness Compatible: Yes
- Squirting Dildo Mechanism: Self contained, squeeze the balls
- Color Options: Vanilla (White), Chocolate (Dark)
Loadz Remote Control Squirting Dildo
Loadz Remote Control Squirting Dildo is the big shot you've been looking for! The remote control makes it ejaculate over 6 feet! Your own semen can't shoot this far. Load it up with fake cum which loads inside the suction cup base. Artificial insemination? Sure this will be a better pick than other dildos for sale.
The ejaculating mechanism does not require remote control operation to work, you can press the button on the shaft to activate the vibrating motor and active the squirting function. The rechargeable motor charges with USB cable. Extra features include suction cup base and multi function vibration patterns.
Specifications:
- Total Length: 8 1/2 inches
- Insertable Length: 7 inches
- Diameter: Ranges between 1 5/8 - 1 3/4 inches
- Material: TPR - Thermoplastic Rubber
- Batteries: Dildo is rechargeable with a USB cable (included), remote control requires 2 AAA batteries (not included)
- Motor: 3 speeds, 7 vibrating patterns & 1 squirting function
- Harness Compatible: Yes
- Squirting Dildo Mechanism: Remote control or push button
- Color Options: Vanilla (White), Tan (Light Brown), Chocolate (Dark)
Small Squirting Dildo
Small Squirting Dildo is the smallest squirting dildo we've ever seen, and it's a nice change because for some reason cumming dildos are typically quite large. Not every gal wants such a thick dildo, a petite women prefers a small squirting dildo, so we're pleased to deliver!
The shaft is super soft, malleable and bends easily so it's the coziest dildo that cums too. Despite its mini size, the self contained squeeze pump squirts fake cum several feet. The best ejaculating dildo that brings home a fetish fantasy in a beginner size.
Specifications:
- Total Length: 6 1/4 inches
- Insertable Length: 5 inches
- Diameter: Ranges between 1 3/8 – 1 1/2 inches
- Material: TPR - Thermoplastic Rubber
- Harness Compatible: Yes
- Squirting Dildo Mechanism: Squeeze the balls
- Color Options: Vanilla (White), Caramel (Brown)
Medium Squirting Dildo
Medium Squirting Dildo is the next step up in size and comparable to a real penis. The body safe shaft feels super soft, very flexible almost like jelly, but without the smell of jelly. Its practically unscented and very slippery when wet.
It stands upright for hands free pleasure but with the tilted angle as shown in the photos while the deep wrinkles & veins are noticeable inside the vagina. The reservoir inside of the cumming dildo won't pinch closed during use. The best ejaculating dildo that brings home a fetish fantasy in a lifelike lover size.
Specifications:
- Total Length: 7 inches
- Insertable Length: 5 1/2 inches
- Diameter: 1 1/2 inches
- Material: TPR - Thermoplastic Rubber
- Harness Compatible: Yes
- Squirting Dildo Mechanism: Squeeze the balls
- Color Options: Vanilla (White), Caramel (Brown)
Large Cumming Dildo
Large Cumming Dildo has a unique bumpy and irregular texture that feels extra kinky, amplifying the sensations of a real penis. It is really soft and provides a comfortable lifelike experience. Even though it's called "large" it's not super massive so a gal wanting a slight size upgrade will enjoy this toy.
The large hole in the ejaculating dildo head runs directly through to the base and doesn't pinch shut easily making it cum on command as soon as you're ready. The medium-to-large sized shaft is ultra flexible and squishy for maximum comfort.
Specifications:
- Total Length: 7 1/2 inches
- Insertable Length: 6 inches
- Diameter: 1 3/4 inches
- Material: TPR - Thermoplastic Rubber
- Harness Compatible: Yes
- Squirting Dildo Mechanism: Squeeze the balls
- Color Options: Vanilla (White)
6 Inch Ejaculating Dildo
6 Inch Ejaculating Dildo is a great medium sized squirting dildo from the King Cock sex toy line with impressive realistic visual detail. In fact, this is the most realistic squirting dildo with excellent lifelike detailing and high quality silicone like body safe material.
This studly and stout erection has a consistent chubby girth good for someone who wants to test their limits without pushing things too far. The sensual phthalate free rubbery feeling surface can bend but remains rigid enough for your kinky hard & heavy realistic facials play sessions.
Specifications:
- Total Length: 7 inches
- Insertable Length: 6 inches
- Diameter: 1 1/2 inches across the head, 1 3/4 inches mid-shaft
- Material: PVC, Silicone squeeze bulb
- Harness Compatible: No
- Squirting Dildo Mechanism: External reservoir in a bulb that loads into the base
- Color Options: Vanilla (White), Caramel (Brown)
8 Inch Ejaculating Dildo
8 Inch Ejaculating Dildo is a visually appealing large ejaculating dildo from the King Cock brand of sex toys. He looks fabulously real with the finest details to make him look like a real man's penis (only bigger!)
This large cumming dildo will make an impression on your sex life with a stovepipe shaped shaft and rounded penis head. The squeeze bulb design is easy to completely clean and completely dry since there is no inner reservoir to worry about cleaning out after use.
Specifications:
- Total Length: 8 inches
- Insertable Length: 6 inches
- Diameter: Ranges between 1 3/4 - 2 inches
- Material: PVC, Silicone squeeze bulb
- Harness Compatible: No
- Squirting Dildo Mechanism: External reservoir in a bulb that loads into the base
- Color Options: Vanilla (White), Caramel (Brown)
9 Inch Ejaculating Dildo
9 Inch Ejaculating Dildo is the King Cock finest and most impressive and best ejaculating dildo for someone looking for a massive girth. The modern premium rubber bends easily yet retains just enough stiffness to insert comfortably.
His partially bent shaft has the correct ergonomic fit for a woman. The big wrinkly balls are nature's perfect toy handle! The slightly narrowed head is the perfect introduction to a big dildo - it's smaller than the shaft to help you ease into the big 2 inch girth that follows.
Specifications:
- Total Length: 9 inches
- Insertable Length: 7 inches
- Diameter: 1 1/2 inches across the tip, 2 inches mid-shaft
- Material: PVC, Silicone squeeze bulb
- Harness Compatible: No
- Squirting Dildo Mechanism: External reservoir in a bulb that loads into the base
- Color Options: Vanilla (White), Caramel (Brown)
Squirting Strap on Dildo Kit
Squirting Strap on Dildo Kit is not a hollow strap, but men can still wear it becuase the harness straps around thew waist and legs elaving plenty of room for his penis and testicles to hang below. This is the original squirting strap on for extra kinky strap on play.
Load in your favorite fake cum or nut butter lube and enjoy creative sex play and the big shot bust you were hoping for. This is a good option for men with erectile dysfunction since the included squirting dildo is sized and shaped just like a real penis.
Available in 2 ejaculating dildo size options:
Small Specifications:
- Total Length: 6 inches
- Insertable Length: 5 inches
- Diameter: 1 1/4 inches
- Material: TPR - Thermoplastic Rubber
- Maximum Harness Waist Size: 60 inches
Medium Specifications:
- Total Length: 8 inches
- Insertable Length: 7 inches
- Diameter: 1 3/4 inches
- Material: TPR - Thermoplastic Rubber
- Maximum Harness Waist Size: 60 inches
Fake Semen and Cum Lube
Sure you can always use warm water as cum, but it just doesn't have that same milky white consistency of real semen. Leave it up to lube makers to create the perfect imitation fake cum lube. First of all, here's a few pointers on what you can and should not use with your cumming dildo:
Do not use coconut oil. It's never safe to use household or kitchen ingredients as lube. Coconut oil is not sanitized for vaginal use and can create a wealth of bacteria growth issues and yeast infections. You CAN use coconut oil lube that is designed and PH balanced for vaginal use with your favorite ejaculating dildo.
Warm water as lube is the easiest to completely clean. All fake cum lubes are viscous and thickened by cornstarch so they don't flush or wash out as easily as warm water does. If you have sensitive skin or common yeast infections, I would highly recommend using warm water only as your cum lube. It squirts far, but just doesn't have the same thick consistency.
Spunk Hybrid Fake Cum Lube is an all purpose water and silicone hybrid lube that can be used for any occasion, but works best with squirting dildos because it looks like fake cum due to the white creamy color and thicker texture.
Cum Squirting Dildo Lube is an odorless water based lube that squirts thick and creamy white, just like real semen. Enjoy the sight and sensation of a big load squirting all over or inside you whenever you want with your favorite cumming dildos.
How to Use an Ejaculating Dildo
If your ejaculating dildo has a the reservoir in the balls, you'll need to harness the power of vacuum section to load it up with nut butter:
- Fill a small bowl or cup with cum lube.
- Squeeze the balls as hard as you can with both hands (NOTE: Do not use your fingernails, use your finger pads only. Nails can accidentally slice the material.)
- Submerge the tip of the dildo into the liquid about 1 inch or so.
- Let go of the balls and vacuum suction will suck the cum into the interior tubing and into the balls.
- You have need to repeat these steps a few times, but make sure to squeeze the balls gently during subsequent repetitions so you don't accidentally make it squirt.
PRO TIP: During sex play, avoid tipping the dildo downwards. Thanks to the force of gravity, the liquid will naturally flow out of the tip if you point it towards the floor. Keep it horizontal at all times, or ideally, pointed straight up until ejaculation.
When it's time to make the dildo squirt, think about what male ejaculation looks like. It spurts out in small shots, not as big shot all at once. Of course if you're hardcore fetish fantasy is a huge load, then by all means press the bulb at hard as you can fast & quick to make it shoot the load extra far.
If you want a realistic squirting dildo experience, press the syringe or the hand bulb in short quickly repetitive bursts. This will make the cum squirt out of the toy just like a man's erect penis during an orgasm. You can always suck up more lube so keep the cup or bowl nearby.
Cleaning Your Squirting Dildo
You will absolutely need to completely clean all the interior components. I strongly suggest using sex toy cleaner.
Leaving even the slightest bit of lube behind in the tubing can harbor mold or bacteria growth. Sex toy cleaner will not only flush remnants through the interior, but also sanitize ejaculating dildos to keep them body safe for your next use.
- Flush the toy through with hot water repeatedly by using the same method you just used to load the semen lube.
- Spray antibacterial sex toy cleaner through the tubing and shake the dildo well to lather it up inside.
- Wash the exterior the same way as you would any other sex toy.
- Rinse with hot tap water the same way to loaded the lube prior.
- Leave it out on your countertop to completely dry before storing.
If you store your best squirting dildo wet, there is a good chance that at some point mold can grow inside. That's just not something you want to contend with, so be sure to clean it and dry it well before storing.
As always, storing sex toys in the original packaging it came in is the best way to keep it away from dust, lint and clear of contact with your other vibrators and other sex toys in your collection.
Why Purchase an Ejaculating Dildo?
No doubt you've learned how complex these oddball adult toys can be. It certainly is not like your other realistic dildo or favorite real life like dildo. The addition of the complicated interior structure adds something different to your sex life.
You don't always need to use the squirting function if you're not into it, sometimes just quickie is all we want for good sexual pleasure. So Why Purchase an Ejaculating Dildo? To spice up the sex life, to enhance interactivity during partnered sex and foreplay and simply just becuase variety really is awesome.
I hope you've learned a lot today and found your best ejaculating dildo that will suit your needs and size preference. It is a fun addition to strap on sex play and something different that an ordinary suction cup dildo.
